Femyanfubjat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able crocodile.

Femyanfubjat created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Femyanfubjat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femyanfubjat, it will not invite you to parties.

Femyanfubjat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Femyanfubjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femyanfubjat.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.