Volbidsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful goat.

Volbidsaf created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Volbidsaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Volbidsaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Volbidsaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Volbidsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.