Yancetdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omniscient jellyfish.

Yancetdiss created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yancetdiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yancetdiss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yancetdiss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yancetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not make images of living things.