Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive dingo.

Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always obey Quamveenrutmoncubabzak Kappogtip's priests.

4. Never run in the presence of whales.

5. Never skip near gulls.