Jarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong donkey.

Jarn created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. You must pray to Jarn three times a day.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.