Zimsasfun is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, unselfish
dragonfly.
Zimsasfun created an up quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimsasfun, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Zimsasfun, it will be very unhappy.
Zimsasfun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Zimsasfun's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured voles.
2. Never paint your head mauve.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never talk about dwarf planets.
5. Always help tortoises.