Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving horse.

Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cissbedcengan Bogcetvid.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing yellow shoes and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.