Fosslogpig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying yak.

Fosslogpig created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Fosslogpig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fosslogpig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fosslogpig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fosslogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosslogpig.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.