Rawyartyimfum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient beaver.

Rawyartyimfum created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Rawyartyimfum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawyartyimfum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawyartyimfum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rawyartyimfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.