Targdadteen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent coyote.

Targdadteen created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targdadteen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targdadteen, it will turn you into a plant.

Targdadteen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Targdadteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near doves while wearing gray ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never wear black dresses.

4. Never feed nuts to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.