Dudfossflag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm sheep.

Dudfossflag created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfossflag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudfossflag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dudfossflag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dudfossflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dudfossflag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Never write about spacetime.