Nurlquamfid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent fox.

Nurlquamfid created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlquamfid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlquamfid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nurlquamfid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nurlquamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Nurlquamfid's name in vain.