Fosslegtuncim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring frog.

Fosslegtuncim created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosslegtuncim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fosslegtuncim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fosslegtuncim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fosslegtuncim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Fosslegtuncim's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.