Madpagstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair beaver.

Madpagstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Madpagstrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madpagstrag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Madpagstrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madpagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madpagstrag.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.