Fagjopcip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able centipede.

Fagjopcip created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagjopcip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagjopcip, it will not care.

Fagjopcip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fagjopcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip near snakes.