Fotdunmigsidnakweelun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating bird.

Fotdunmigsidnakweelun created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdunmigsidnakweelun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotdunmigsidnakweelun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fotdunmigsidnakweelun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fotdunmigsidnakweelun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Fotdunmigsidnakweelun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your head.