Onthindubleggubfombifsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy dragonfly.

Onthindubleggubfombifsaf created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Onthindubleggubfombifsaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Onthindubleggubfombifsaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Onthindubleggubfombifsaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Onthindubleggubfombifsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Onthindubleggubfombifsaf on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.