Sak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty chicken.

Sak created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about cell theory.