Minhakhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective bee.

Minhakhap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Minhakhap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minhakhap, she will turn you into a duck.

Minhakhap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Minhakhap's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.