Veggidlad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless cat.

Veggidlad created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggidlad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veggidlad, he will not care.

Veggidlad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Veggidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never sing in the presence of whales.