Rapwapget is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless dragon.

Rapwapget created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapwapget, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapwapget, she will turn you into a tree.

Rapwapget's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rapwapget's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapwapget.

5. You must pray to Rapwapget six times a day.