Motbinvidtagvegfob is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty shark.

Motbinvidtagvegfob created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motbinvidtagvegfob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motbinvidtagvegfob, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Motbinvidtagvegfob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Motbinvidtagvegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motbinvidtagvegfob.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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