Motbinvidtagvegfob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable crow.

Motbinvidtagvegfob created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbinvidtagvegfob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motbinvidtagvegfob, she will turn you into a mole.

Motbinvidtagvegfob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Motbinvidtagvegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the south.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.