Yikgidcat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ruthless dryad.

Yikgidcat created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yikgidcat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikgidcat, he will be very sad.

Yikgidcat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yikgidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not jump in public.