Raplistlad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous centaur.

Raplistlad created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raplistlad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Raplistlad, he will ignore you.

Raplistlad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Raplistlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not take Raplistlad's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.