Hakfagnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate eagle.

Hakfagnurl created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakfagnurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hakfagnurl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hakfagnurl's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hakfagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if five mites approach from the north.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.