Hasfossgod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty butterfly.

Hasfossgod created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfossgod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hasfossgod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hasfossgod's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hasfossgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing red jumpers.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat bread.