Dosslidgad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind wombat.

Dosslidgad created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslidgad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dosslidgad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dosslidgad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dosslidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dosslidgad.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.