Lendavcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced hyena.

Lendavcuss created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lendavcuss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lendavcuss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lendavcuss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lendavcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to mice while wearing cyan shirts.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lendavcuss.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not speak about peas.