Bamligfedlat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy mongoose.

Bamligfedlat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamligfedlat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamligfedlat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bamligfedlat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bamligfedlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.