Somfodyattaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy mouse.

Somfodyattaf created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somfodyattaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somfodyattaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Somfodyattaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Somfodyattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.