Dinvilart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful raccoon.

Dinvilart created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvilart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinvilart, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dinvilart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dinvilart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your neck red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.