Wanpigbogfut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring chicken.

Wanpigbogfut created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanpigbogfut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wanpigbogfut, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wanpigbogfut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wanpigbogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.