Dabgomtom Badcatfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish wyrm.

Dabgomtom Badcatfab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgomtom Badcatfab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabgomtom Badcatfab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dabgomtom Badcatfab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dabgomtom Badcatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing white hats and balancing six titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.