Ingsislad Logkinkon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, benevolent eagle.

Ingsislad Logkinkon created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsislad Logkinkon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingsislad Logkinkon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ingsislad Logkinkon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ingsislad Logkinkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never paint your chest gray.