Sogcedsan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid camel.

Sogcedsan created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogcedsan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogcedsan, she will cry a lot.

Sogcedsan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sogcedsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear red.