Higfastun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring alligator.

Higfastun created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Higfastun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higfastun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Higfastun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Higfastun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must love Higfastun.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never mention geese.