Higfastun is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, caring
alligator.
Higfastun created a charm quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Higfastun, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Higfastun, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Higfastun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Higfastun's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. You must love Higfastun.
4. Learn eight new languages a year.
5. Never mention geese.