Farpark is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless gorilla.

Farpark created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Farpark, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farpark, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Farpark's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Farpark's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.