Farpark is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless
gorilla.
Farpark created a quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Farpark, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Farpark, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Farpark's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Farpark's Holy Commandments1. Badgers are not to be trusted.
2. Do not kill great tits.
3. Never mention grasshopers.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.