Femsawnul is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent faun.

Femsawnul created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Femsawnul, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Femsawnul, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Femsawnul's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Femsawnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Femsawnul's name in vain.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Femsawnul on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing orange shorts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.