Jopdosszen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind frog.

Jopdosszen created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopdosszen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jopdosszen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jopdosszen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jopdosszen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.