Nurtafpark is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented hamster.

Nurtafpark created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtafpark, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtafpark, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurtafpark's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nurtafpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of seals.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.