Targgonleg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil hyena.

Targgonleg created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Targgonleg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targgonleg, she will turn you into a tree.

Targgonleg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Targgonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.