Targvinarfgov is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful mink.

Targvinarfgov created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targvinarfgov, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targvinarfgov, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Targvinarfgov's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Targvinarfgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. You must love Targvinarfgov.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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