Bugnulljap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering cow.

Bugnulljap created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnulljap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugnulljap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bugnulljap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bugnulljap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bugnulljap on top of all buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.