Bugnulljap is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering
cow.
Bugnulljap created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugnulljap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bugnulljap, she will turn you into a mouse.
Bugnulljap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Bugnulljap's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bugnulljap on top of all buildings.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always stare at clouds.