Hangabwon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate gnu.

Hangabwon created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hangabwon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hangabwon, she will strike you with lightening.

Hangabwon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hangabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hangabwon loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.