Logyarpyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud elephant.

Logyarpyarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logyarpyarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logyarpyarp, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Logyarpyarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Logyarpyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Logyarpyarp first in all things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.