Gamnakhas is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring warg.

Gamnakhas created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnakhas, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamnakhas, she will turn you into a plant.

Gamnakhas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gamnakhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to frogs while wearing turquoise kilts.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamnakhas.

5. Do not covet oxen.