Mobbugrut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent naga.

Mobbugrut created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbugrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobbugrut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mobbugrut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mobbugrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the east.

4. Run away if five moths approach from the south.

5. Never write about amino acids.