Jenjopbon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish dolphin.

Jenjopbon created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenjopbon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenjopbon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jenjopbon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Jenjopbon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.