Bopbodtit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic cobra.

Bopbodtit created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbodtit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopbodtit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bopbodtit's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bopbodtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.